Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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