Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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