1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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