Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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