Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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