you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
