i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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