You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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