the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I am mentally ready for anal.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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