That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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