so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
