I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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