I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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