Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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