moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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