this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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