I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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