No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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