...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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