She's JV to your varsity
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
