i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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