she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
