i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
