It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
