Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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