Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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