Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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