ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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