I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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