i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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