Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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