Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
