Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
