yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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