Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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