This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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