Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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