We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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