We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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