I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
