If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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