yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
