After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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