he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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