Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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