quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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