Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I FOUND THE LEGS
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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