We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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