so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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