Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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