Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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